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Karoshi: Suicide Salaryman

14 11 2008
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Came across this unique flash game and thought I’d post it here.
It’s called Karoshi: Suicide Salaryman and basically you try to make your guy die in each level.

Taken from the game page itself:
“Karoshi” is a Japanese word and means “death by overwork”. In this game many things are not what you’d expect and the goal of each level is counter-intuitive: you need to die.

Each stage presents a new challenge. There are several objects you can use to solve puzzles, and in later levels the game will even break it’s own rules to surprise you.

50 clever levels and a boss fight at the end. We hope you have fun (killing yourself)!

If you have played the Game Maker version, YES this is an official Flash version!

Not difficult really (who doesn’t know how to die??). But still rather addicting (the game I mean, not the dying part).

Karoshi: Suicide Salaryman
Suicide Salaryman

No embedding the game here, so to check it out just visit:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/462774



6 Year Old Sexual Harrassment

6 11 2008
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Got these from a forum but not sure why they call it 6 year old? They seem abit younger than that.
But funny and cute nonetheless, especially with the captions. I’ve edited them to add a lil’ twist of my own…

Girl: Come boy, let me touch you.
Girl: Come boy, let me touch you.
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Boy: No~~ go away...
Boy: No~~ go away…
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Boy: Somebody, help me please...
Boy: Somebody, help me please…
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Girl: Mmm... muaks, muaks~
Girl: Mmm… muaks, muaks~
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Boy: Wuaaa...!!!
Boy: Wuaaa…!!!
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Girl: If tell you tell mum, I gonna f*** you.
Girl: If you tell your mum, I gonna f*** you.



Turn Your Name Into A Face

4 11 2008
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Just a little something you can check out:

http://turnyournameintoaface.com/

Don’t expect too much from the picture. But you can’t complain how much it looks like you huh…



Cat: The Missing

31 10 2008
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Ahhh cats…
Got these funnies from a forum I frequent at. Not sure why I named this Cat: The Missing. But they mostly involve cats, and they’re hilarious.

Invisible Bicycle
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Invisible Bike
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Invisible Cat
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Invisible Everything
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Invisible Dining Chair
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Invisible Breasts
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Invisible Shopping Cart
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Serious Kitten
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Invisible Harmonica
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Invisible Roller Coaster
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Invisible Bike Crash
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Invisible Measuring Tape
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Invisible Onion and Knife
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Invisible Pistol Scope
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Invisible Tango Partner
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Invisible High Five
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Invisible Family Reunion
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Invisible Teddy Bear
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Invisible Chess
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Invisible Guitar Hero
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Invisible Violin
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Invisible Piano
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Invisible Harp
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Godzilla
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Invisible Movie Explosion
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Invisible Tarzan Vine
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Invisible Buttsecks
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Invisible Barrier
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Invisible Wii Tennis
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Invisible Window Installation



Translate Server Error

28 10 2008
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Translate Server Error



SAW 5

24 10 2008
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Now we all know SAW V starts in theaters October 24th. That means today, though we won’t be able to get it here.
If you don’t know SAW then you ought to saw yourself, heh. Go watch SAW, it’s a great movie for Halloween.

Anyway I came across a funny version of SAW - SAW 5 Malaysian version.
It’s just a set of pictures, SAW 5 parody style. They’re in Malay, so sorry for those who can’t understand.


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More PUMA Kids

23 10 2008
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So last week I made a post about PUMA’s children:
PUMA’s Children
I still think they’re hilarious.

Here’s more of PUMA’s kids…

PIKA
PIKA
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JANA?
JANA
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HAMA
HAMA
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CHIMA
CHIMA
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COMA, ROFL
COMA



Ranhill Worley

20 10 2008
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Envelope sent by LHDN (Inland Revenue Board)

A True story…

A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and
asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes:

LHDN CLERK : ‘Boleh bagi alamat encik?’ (Can you give me your address?)

TAXPAYER : ‘Hantar ke Ranhill Worley.’ (Send to Ranhill Worley)

LHDN CLERK : ‘Ranhill… eja macam mana?’ (err… How to spell Ranhill?)

TAXPAYER : ‘R.. for Rumah…
A for Ayam (Chicken)..
N for Nangka (Jackfruit)…
H for Holland (country) …
I for itik (Duck)…
L for lain- lain(Others)….’

LHDN CLERK : ‘Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat tu’
(OK, we will send to that address..)

After waiting for a week, the form arrived - have a look at the address on the envelope!!!

Ranhill Worley



Parking Meter

17 10 2008
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So it seems the DBKL (Dewan Bandaraya Kuala Lumpur) installed a new parking meter in Bukit Damansara.
Take a look at this pic.

Parking Meter

See anything wrong with it?
Notice the Waktu Operasi / Operation Days.
Says Monday - Saturday (inclusive Sunday & Public Holiday…
(Oh yeah, there’s a missing closed parenthesis too)

So WTF does that mean? Everyday?



PUMA’s Children

14 10 2008
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Ahhh PUMA, the large German-based multinational company that produces high-end athletic shoes and other sportswear. Also best known for its football shoes and has sponsored such international football stars as Pelé, Eusébio, Johan Cruijff, Enzo Francescoli, Diego Maradona, Lothar Matthäus, Kenny Dalglish, Didier Deschamps and Gianluigi Buffon.

Of course, Puma is also the sponsor of the Jamaica track athlete Usain Bolt who won three gold medals by breaking the man’s 100m, 200m and 4×100m world records in the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

And seems that in China, Puma has some proud descendants too…

FUMA - A somewhat chubbier version of Puma
FUMA
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PAMA - The one with curly hair
PAMA
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PUNK - With spiky hair, clearly into punk rock music
PUNK
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TUNA - Puma probably had a bad one night stand long ago
TUNA
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KUMA - Need I say more?
KUMA




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