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		<title>Karoshi: Suicide Salaryman</title>
		<link>http://www.denialworld.com/2008/11/14/karoshi-suicide-salaryman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Came across this unique flash game and thought I&#8217;d post it here.
It&#8217;s called Karoshi: Suicide Salaryman and basically you try to make your guy die in each level.
Taken from the game page itself:
&#8220;Karoshi&#8221; is a Japanese word and means &#8220;death by overwork&#8221;. In this game many things are not what you&#8217;d expect and the goal [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Came across this unique flash game and thought I&#8217;d post it here.<br />
It&#8217;s called <strong>Karoshi: Suicide Salaryman</strong> and basically you try to make your guy die in each level.</p>
<p>Taken from the game page itself:<br />
<em>&#8220;Karoshi&#8221; is a Japanese word and means &#8220;death by overwork&#8221;. In this game many things are not what you&#8217;d expect and the goal of each level is counter-intuitive: you need to die.</p>
<p>Each stage presents a new challenge. There are several objects you can use to solve puzzles, and in later levels the game will even break it&#8217;s own rules to surprise you.</p>
<p>50 clever levels and a boss fight at the end. We hope you have fun (killing yourself)!</p>
<p>If you have played the Game Maker version, YES this is an official Flash version!</em></p>
<p>Not difficult really (who doesn&#8217;t know how to die??). But still rather addicting (the game I mean, not the dying part).</p>
<p><center><strong>Karoshi: Suicide Salaryman</strong><br />
<a target="blank" href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/462774"><img src="http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8944/suicidesalarymanuu7.jpg" alt="Suicide Salaryman" /></a></center></p>
<p>No embedding the game here, so to check it out just visit:</p>
<p><strong><a target="blank" href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/462774">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/462774</a></strong></p>
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		<title>Ranhill Worley</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 00:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Envelope sent by LHDN (Inland Revenue Board)
A True story&#8230;
A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and
asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes:
LHDN CLERK : &#8216;Boleh bagi alamat encik?&#8217; (Can you give me your address?)
TAXPAYER : [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Envelope sent by LHDN (Inland Revenue Board)</p>
<p>A True story&#8230;</p>
<p>A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and<br />
asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes:</p>
<p>LHDN CLERK : &#8216;Boleh bagi alamat encik?&#8217; (Can you give me your address?)</p>
<p>TAXPAYER : &#8216;Hantar ke Ranhill Worley.&#8217; (Send to Ranhill Worley)</p>
<p>LHDN CLERK : &#8216;Ranhill&#8230; eja macam mana?&#8217; (err&#8230; How to spell Ranhill?)</p>
<p>TAXPAYER : &#8216;R.. for Rumah&#8230;<br />
A for Ayam (Chicken)..<br />
N for Nangka (Jackfruit)&#8230;<br />
H for Holland (country) &#8230;<br />
I for itik (Duck)&#8230;<br />
L for lain- lain(Others)&#8230;.&#8217;</p>
<p>LHDN CLERK : &#8216;Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat tu&#8217;<br />
(OK, we will send to that address..)</p>
<p>After waiting for a week, the form arrived - have a look at the address on the envelope!!!</p>
<p><center><img src="http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/3/10/12/f_ATT1m_5515136.jpg" alt="Ranhill Worley" width="450" height="350" /></center></p>
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		<title>Wario Land: Shake It</title>
		<link>http://www.denialworld.com/2008/09/29/wario-land-shake-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:19:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nintendo&#8217;s new ad for Wario Land: Shake It, a new game on the Wii. It&#8217;s an excellent example of using something most people are used to (YouTube) and doing something totally unexpected with it. Simply out-of-the-box marketing.
This you really must see&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nintendo&#8217;s new ad for <strong>Wario Land: Shake It</strong>, a new game on the Wii. It&#8217;s an excellent example of using something most people are used to (YouTube) and doing something totally unexpected with it. Simply out-of-the-box marketing.</p>
<p><strong>This you really must see&#8230;</strong><br />
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<p><strong><a target="blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/experiencewii">http://www.youtube.com/experiencewii</a></strong><br />
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		<title>The 2nd Video Game Ever Made</title>
		<link>http://www.denialworld.com/2008/06/02/the-2nd-video-game-ever-made/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well it&#8217;s not Super Mario of course, but it supports 2 players&#8230; was the first multiplayer game ever, and the second game ever made.
First one ever made was the game named OXO it seems.
Taken from the video&#8217;s description:
Way back in 1958, William Higinbotham invented Tennis For Two to liven up visitor day at Brookhaven National [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well it&#8217;s not Super Mario of course, but it supports 2 players&#8230; was the first multiplayer game ever, and the second game ever made.</p>
<p>First one ever made was the game named OXO it seems.</p>
<p>Taken from the video&#8217;s description:<br />
Way back in 1958, William Higinbotham invented Tennis For Two to liven up visitor day at Brookhaven National Laboratory, his workplace. The game uses an oscilloscope with two control pads. It remained largely unknown until 1981 when a lawyer trying to break Magnavox&#8217;s patent for video games came across writings talking about the game.</p>
<p>Blueprints of it were found to predate Magnavox&#8217;s game, the case was settled out of court, and the game found fame as the second ever invented, since it was later predated by A.S. Douglas&#8217; &#8216;OXO&#8217; game from 1952.</p>
<p><center><strong>Tennis For Two - The second ever computer game</strong><br />
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		<title>Fastest 147</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 01:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like playing snooker, or ever played it before?
I used to follow my friends on and off to go pot the colored balls in different snooker joints.
Didn&#8217;t get to practise much, so I wasn&#8217;t really good at it.
Anyway&#8230;
The highest snooker break possible without the benefit of an opponent&#8217;s foul is 147. This is known as a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Like playing snooker, or ever played it before?<br />
I used to follow my friends on and off to go pot the colored balls in different snooker joints.<br />
Didn&#8217;t get to practise much, so I wasn&#8217;t really good at it.</p>
<p>Anyway&#8230;<br />
The highest snooker break possible <strong>without the benefit of an opponent&#8217;s foul</strong> is <strong>147</strong>. This is known as a maximum break and also regularly called a &#8216;<strong>One-Four-Seven</strong>&#8216;. The 147 is amassed by potting all 15 reds with 15 blacks for 120 points then all six colours for a further 27 points.<br />
There are of course breaks exceeding the 147, but as mentioned above, they are possible only with an opponent&#8217;s foul.</p>
<p>On to my next point - whether you watch the occasional snooker game on TV.<br />
If you do, then you probably know <strong>Ronnie O&#8217;Sullivan</strong>. Nicknamed &#8220;<strong>The Rocket</strong>&#8221; (or more recently &#8220;<strong>Mr. 147</strong>&#8220;) due to his rapid playing style, Ronnie is an English professional snooker player, and the reigning 888.com Snooker World Champion. He has been World Champion on three occasions (2001, 2004 and 2008) and is second on the all time prize money list with career earnings of around £5.8 million.</p>
<p>O&#8217;Sullivan is considered by his fans, critics, and by many of his fellow professionals such as <strong>Steve Davis</strong> and <strong>Stephen Hendry</strong> as the most naturally talented player in the history of the game. He has also been involved in a number of controversial incidents during his career, being a popular figure for many British tabloids.</p>
<p>But enough history lesson, let&#8217;s move to the fun stuff.</p>
<p><center><strong>Ronnie &#8220;The Rocket&#8221; O&#8217;Sullivan fastest 147</strong><br />
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		<title>Kung Fu Bear</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bear in a Japanese zoo seems to be learning Kung Fu and having alot of fun doing it.
Here&#8217;s the description from YouTube:
&#8220;An Asiatic Black bear attracted attention in a Japanese zoo, after keepers discovered it spent hours twirling a stick.
The bear, also known as Claude, lives in A-sa Zoo logical park in Hiroshima, and spends [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bear in a Japanese zoo seems to be learning Kung Fu and having alot of fun doing it.<br />
Here&#8217;s the description from YouTube:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;An Asiatic Black bear attracted attention in a Japanese zoo, after keepers discovered it spent hours twirling a stick.</p>
<p>The bear, also known as Claude, lives in A-sa Zoo logical park in Hiroshima, and spends hours on his stick, twisting and twirling it.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s been obsessed with the sticks since he arrived at the Zoo six years ago after his mother was caught in a trap and killed in the forests of Hiroshima.</p>
<p>Although he had let go of the sticks in the past few years, he recently picked up the habit again.</p>
<p>The zoo has prepared 15 sticks for Claude to play with. It&#8217;s unknown whether the bear&#8217;s behaviour is dysfunctional, nevertheless Claude has attracted many visitors who want to see his kung-fu exercise.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><center><strong>Japan Bear Does Kung-fu like Exhibition</strong><br />
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		<title>JI PA BAN</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you speak Hokkien then you&#8217;ve probably heard of this song before.
It&#8217;s a popular old classic, and here&#8217;s a music video someone made which is hilarious.
Ji Pa Ban (One Million Dollars) by 黄一飞

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you speak Hokkien then you&#8217;ve probably heard of this song before.<br />
It&#8217;s a popular old classic, and here&#8217;s a music video someone made which is hilarious.</p>
<p><center><strong>Ji Pa Ban (One Million Dollars) by 黄一飞</strong><br />
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		<title>A Letter from India&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Haven&#8217;t heard of any good jokes in a while.
I stumbled upon this one from a forum I frequent, it&#8217;s really really funny. Almost every sentence makes you wanna ROFL. Some may find it lame, but hey~ I don&#8217;t care.
Also if you find this joke racist, go bother someone else&#8230;
My dear Jagjit,
I am in a well [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haven&#8217;t heard of any good jokes in a while.<br />
I stumbled upon this one from a forum I frequent, it&#8217;s really really funny. Almost every sentence makes you wanna ROFL. Some may find it lame, but hey~ I don&#8217;t care.</p>
<p>Also if you find this joke racist, go bother someone else&#8230;</p>
<p><em>My dear Jagjit,<br />
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I&#8217;m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.</p>
<p>I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.</p>
<p>This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. But I&#8217;m not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven&#8217;t seen them since.</p>
<p>The weather here isn&#8217;t too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.</p>
<p>The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.</p>
<p>Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.</p>
<p>By the way, I took Bahu to our club&#8217;s poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece we should remove?</p>
<p>Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven&#8217;t found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don&#8217;t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.</p>
<p>Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby toddy distillery. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.</p>
<p>Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father&#8217;s last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.</p>
<p>There isn&#8217;t much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.</p>
<p>Love,<br />
Mom.</p>
<p>P.S. : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.</em></p>
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		<title>Interview Gone Wrong</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:06:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I came across this somehow hilarious and yet disturbing video.
They say the whole thing is a conspiracy as indicated by Erik Hartman in the video. Poor Erik. Details you can find below&#8230;
It&#8217;s actually in Belgian, Dutch, Flemish (whatever you call it!), good thing I found the subbed version.
Boomerang!

The host is called Erik Hartman, and he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I came across this somehow hilarious and yet disturbing video.<br />
They say the whole thing is a conspiracy as indicated by <strong>Erik Hartman</strong> in the video. Poor Erik. Details you can find below&#8230;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s actually in Belgian, Dutch, Flemish (whatever you call it!), good thing I found the subbed version.</p>
<p><center><strong>Boomerang!</strong><br />
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<p>The host is called Erik Hartman, and he was host of a Belgian Talk Show called &#8220;Boomerang&#8221; (Which is Dutch for Boomerang). The show was about all sorts of problems, family problems, sexuality etc. What the host himself thought was special about the show was how open it was.</p>
<p>The accident we all know as the &#8220;guy who got his balls removed vs the laughing host&#8221; was infact something slightly different. That particulair episode the subject was &#8220;Medical failures&#8221;. The lady in the chair went to the hospital for the removal of a tumor, but finds herself in bed, paralyzed because the doc accidently cut some nerves in her spine. The man had a lot of troubles with this throat, a lot of throataches etc. So the docter suggested he should have his amandels removed in the hospital. As we all can tell, that went severely wrong as well.</p>
<p>There is a somewhat extended part, of a man with a really really low and dark and distorted voice. He claims the same went wrong with him aswell, he merely wanted his amandels removed aswell. Well we all know the host bursts out in laughing. Here comes the key.</p>
<p>The host got fired (needless to say, as most people in the audience get rather agitated, especially the men with the freaked voices) but he claims it was a set up. He says he was tricked, which cost him his career. As argument he said that normally he would always be able to speak to the people in his show, but the men with the high voice supposedly were late. Also, his bosses were in the show that night. Now our poor laughing host is a radio deejay.</p>
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		<title>3 Clips About&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:03:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breastfeeding&#8230;
Sorry, some may see these as inappropriate.
The first one seems like a true story.
The other 2 are just jokes&#8230;
Breastfeeding&#8230;at 8

Little Britain - Harvey &#038; Jane - Home

Jealousy Plan Error

Enjoy your weekend!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Breastfeeding&#8230;<br />
Sorry, some may see these as inappropriate.</p>
<p>The first one seems like a true story.<br />
The other 2 are just jokes&#8230;</p>
<p><center><strong>Breastfeeding&#8230;at 8</strong><br />
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<p><strong>Little Britain - Harvey &#038; Jane - Home</strong><br />
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<p><strong>Jealousy Plan Error</strong><br />
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<p>Enjoy your weekend!</p>
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